Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls
Today I will be sharing some dirty pick up lines for girls to use. Why? Because earlier I made a post about pick up line usage by guys and I mentioned that I d find some of them to be quite funny and interesting but definitely not appropriate as an opener.
Today I was doing some internet trolling and came across the same site where they've added a list of pick up lines for girls and I admit they were pretty funny. So now, I will be listing the 15 best ones I saw in no particular order.
- I don't feel so good. I need a shot of penis-illin --> I know I said no order but this one might be my favorite. It is 100% genius.
- You look like a hard worker. I have an opening.
- My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today?
- Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
- My batteries are dead, can I borrow your dick?
- I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose source
- Aren't you the guy who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy?
- Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.
- Put a dollar bill on your head and when he asks what you did that for tell him its all you can eat for under a dollar.
- I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss
- Nice package let me help unwrap that!
- Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi.
- I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket
- Do these feel real to you?
- My body only has 206 bones but I need another.
Some pretty good ones in there huh? I hope you enjoyed reading them as much as I did!
Until next time!